Mom, your kids got issues
I met him the other day
At first, he seemed cool
So we chilled for a while.

I know this stupid mo fo kid
Why can't he do anything right?
I wish he could just be normal
But we know it won't come true.

He told me what he thought of life
I was in for a shocker
He said everything is a fad
And it will all die out eventually

I know this stupid mo fo kid
Why can't he do anything right?
I wish he could just be normal
But we know it won't come true.

So I started to run
And I started to hide
But I could not hide from one fact...
I was the stupid mo fo kid.